Browsing All posts tagged under »Not your average mom«

Playing Teams

November 7, 2013

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Playing Teams There seems to be an unsaid divide out there between some moms. I’ve seen it more and more recently and I find it quite shocking. The divide is between the moms with one child and the moms with two children. I thought we were in the same club? Navigating this parenting world together, […]

Bottle Monster

October 20, 2013

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Lil’ Johnny will not give up the bottle. Milk has to be administered in a bottle for him. Sippy cups need not apply. I guess the branch doesn’t fall too far from the tree. Mommy likes the bottle too. Except mine holds wine. It ain’t just the sippy cups that Lil’ Johnny despises. It’s straw […]

Walk This Way

October 2, 2013

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Lil’ Johnny just turned one. It took a bit of Mommy juice to swallow this. I can’t believe I have a one year old child. Time frickin flies. No longer a baby, He’s officially a toddler. Except he’s not toddling yet. He’s almost 3 feet tall and growing a mustache but not walking yet. And […]

Flashback; The Birth of Lil Johnny

September 20, 2013

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In celebration of Lil’ Johnny turning one, I will share with you his birth story. The real story. I have had this written for almost a year – written down a few days after birth to capture all emotion and so none of the unbelievable shit that went down would be forgotten. Which in hindsight […]

The Name Game

August 29, 2013

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Do you have trouble remembering names? I refer to it as the name game. It’s a game I never win. My memory sucks. It could be that I have too much going on inside my head. It could be that I wasn’t listening. It could be that I don’t give a shit. Or the most […]

Godzilla

June 20, 2013

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Little Johnny had his 9-month check up the other day. As usual, the nurse measured his weight, length, and head circumference. No shocker here, he’s big. But this time, he posted a stat unlike before: 98 percentile in all three categories. I waited for a trophy. It never came. He’s measured big before. High 80s. […]

The Triple Crown

June 2, 2013

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Very Inspiring Blogger Award Holy Hell. Another Award! I didn’t even know that there was another award. What I am more shocked at is that you people actually like to read my rambles, rants, and tirades. You are sooo messed up. Welcome to the club. Big props to Real Life Mom Blog for nominating NATM […]