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Things I Googled This Week Vol. 1

March 24, 2013

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I’ve come to realize that my dependency on Google is quite horrific. As I typed a few search commands today I saw a trail on recent searches that would make Gary Busey look sane. In sake of me realizing this dependance, I thought I may share some of my searches for your enjoyment. Note all […]

12 Steps

March 22, 2013

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Over the weekend we caved. We bought the damn puree machine. Its time. Time to break the addiction of jar food. Upon seeing the all-in-one baby chef contraption out of the box I immediately started having withdrawals. Why so many knobs? What does that part do? The water goes where? Fuck. Life was so easy […]

Irish Twins

March 17, 2013

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Doesn’t this seem to be the new trend? Everywhere I go I hear about women having children back to back and getting it over with. As soon as they can conceive after giving birth – they go for number 2. Otherwise known as Irish Twins. I don’t know about you – but my labor was […]

Jaraholic

March 15, 2013

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Hi. I’m a new mom and I’m a jaraholic. I have been feeding my son jarred food for about 2 months. I feed my son jar food because I don’t know how to cook, purée, or steam. I don’t know what half the fucking veggies are in the grocery store, and I don’t have time […]

Insomnizombie

March 12, 2013

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Sleep deprivation is a normal part of having a child. Mix in a night of insomnia and we have a whole new level of exhaustion. We have Insomnizombie. You know the ones… The days when you find yourself sleeping in the shower, putting clothes on inside out and the bags under your eyes have their […]

99 Bottles

February 15, 2013

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How many bottles do you have in your cupboard? I just counted mine and I’m embarrassed that there’s more baby bottles in this house then there are wine bottles. So – even with all these bottles, why is that I feel as if I am doing dishes every goddamn minute? Am I sleep walking and […]

Giraffes belong in a Zoo

February 10, 2013

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Why does society find it necessary to place every known zoo animal on a onesie? As a fashion designer by trade I have long wondered this. I’ve been told that characters sell well. My response – of course they sell well – these animals are on EVERYTHING. They sell well because there’s no option to […]