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The F Word

July 25, 2013

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Since Lil’ Johnny has joined our world I have become an F word enthusiast. Truthfully, I’ve always cursed like a sailor. But today I’m talking about a different F word. The Firsts. The First Halloween, the First Christmas, the First Easter, etc… A onesie for each; a picture of all. It’s been a wild ride […]

Toasted

July 12, 2013

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I don’t cook. At. All. A lot of people say this but really don’t mean it. They make toast. They make a Tombstone pizza. They bake cupcakes from a box. My friends, this is cooking. If you open the oven door, that qualifies as cooking. So stop lying. I hold cooking at such a level […]

Crawl Space

July 6, 2013

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Lock down the house and baton down the hatches. Lil Johnny is crawling. Backwards only, and complete with grunting noises, but make no mistake – crawling he is. He’s loving it, and I’m losing it. But not because I m worried about the things he could get into…Dave and I actually hired a baby proofer […]