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Mom Hands

June 28, 2013

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In getting ready this morning, I looked down at my hands and noticed that they were a glowing shade of white. Now I’m usually pale (ok, more like chalk) but it’s summer- so I’m a little more vanilla now. So What the hell, why my hands white? I figured it maybe was the lighting, so […]

Godzilla

June 20, 2013

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Little Johnny had his 9-month check up the other day. As usual, the nurse measured his weight, length, and head circumference. No shocker here, he’s big. But this time, he posted a stat unlike before: 98 percentile in all three categories. I waited for a trophy. It never came. He’s measured big before. High 80s. […]

Fuck You Delta Airlines

June 14, 2013

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How did you spend your Thursday? I spent mine in LGA airport for over 10 HOURS. Now – that’s pretty bad right? But let me keep going. I had a stroller with an 8 month old little Johnny with me. Wow. Really bad, right? I’m not done. And… I had my over zealous Little Weiner […]

The Triple Crown

June 2, 2013

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Very Inspiring Blogger Award Holy Hell. Another Award! I didn’t even know that there was another award. What I am more shocked at is that you people actually like to read my rambles, rants, and tirades. You are sooo messed up. Welcome to the club. Big props to Real Life Mom Blog for nominating NATM […]