This morning while playing with Lil Johnny on the floor I looked across the room and noticed our dog was under a chair. I called to her. No answer. I called again – The dog was unresponsive.
Concerned, I went to check on her and realized that it wasn’t our dog… It was, in fact, a dust bunny.
A larger than life, multi particle, years in the making, dust bunny.
I stared at it for a few moments to see if it was breathing.
It was so big I was convinced that it had a pulse.
Holy shit. We have dust bunnies the size of small animals. What’s wrong with us?
I then started surveying the area, seeing the mother dust bunny’s offspring in the corner. Isn’t the old saying “multiply like bunnies”? It applies here.
Embarrassing? Its beyond embarrassing. It’s – if Horders had a special episode on dust collectors I’d be on that shit – embarrassing.
Dave enters the room.
Me: It’s time. We really need to clean up around here (pointing to the bunny colony).
Dave: I can’t wait until Johnny can help with some cleaning.
Me: We’re years alway from that.
…Silence…
Me: Maybe once he starts crawling we could strap little mops on his knees?
Dave: Now you’re thinking.
Me: Call it Baby Roomba. Its a million dollar idea. Maybe I should patent that shit.
Dave: Long silent glare and walks away….
Point taken.
Elena
April 8, 2013
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Elena
April 8, 2013
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Alexandra
April 9, 2013
I have the same problem! Because we own two very hairy dogs, we witness many a hairy tumbleweed rolling across our floors. Needless to say, if we don’t vacuum every day, our home becomes overrun. I’m counting down the days till summer… when we do our annual dog shave! My favorite hair free time of the year!
Anywho, found you on bloggy moms! Liked you on FB and followed you on Twitter! Happy blogging!
themilkmachine
April 9, 2013
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themilkmachine
April 9, 2013
I have the same problem! Because we own two very hairy dogs, we witness many a hairy tumbleweed rolling across our floors. Needless to say, if we don’t vacuum every day, our home becomes overrun. I’m counting down the days till summer… when we do our annual dog shave! My favorite hair free time of the year!
Anywho, found you on bloggy moms! Liked you on FB and followed you on Twitter! Happy blogging