April Drools Day

Posted on April 2, 2013


Puddles of drool on the floor,
Salvia stained shirts – dry cleaning bill soars.
Dog loving it – licking up every last drop,
As gross as that is – at least we don’t have to fucking mop.
Teeth are coming soon, one is in sight,
Screwing up everyone, not sleeping at night.
Another year of teething is likely,
Time enough for me to become an alchy.
It’s April 1st but the jokes definitly on me,
Lets just hope it takes a while for the first cavity.

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