Hair Loss – Week 672

Posted on March 11, 2013

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Ok, ok. It’s not week 672, but it does feel like an eternity and my hair loss has not subsided. Now instead of counting my hair loss each day I count the hairs left. It’s fucking easier.

Today I finally had my hair dyed. I had to. My roots could be measured in feet and not inches. And as spring is rapidly approaching, I will have to stop hiding under my newly expanded winter hat collection soon.

Two hours and a small fortune later I now look like I give a shit. A little.

Now the problem is – because I had gone so long without my hair being dyed – it’s going to need to be dyed a few times to look normal again. All my roots are still poking through. It looks like someone tried to put white paint over a black wall. I am now a wonderful shade of grey.

Hair is a lot to keep up with. Who’s got that kinda time or money?

Maybe I can start a warm weather hat trend to hide my bald spots and my roots. Made out of a lighter fabric? A light cotton or similar? Some breathable material… ya know – like a baby hat. They’re light weight and thin.
Baby hats for adults. Any takers?

Why stop there – Maybe it can expand to all things baby in adult size. Call it Baby Size Me.

Next step – wine in baby bottles. Never have a spill again.

Cant be all about the kids after all…

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