Ken Doll

Posted on February 22, 2013


All the baby books were right. The hair color they are born with slowly falls out, and their new perma-color comes in. I didn’t believe it at first. But, smarty-pants-book-writer was right, my sons hair color has officially changed. He came out with auburn red hair. Seriously. I’m talking auburn orange-y red hair. After the terror calmed down in the delivery room and Lil’ man screamed into our world – my husband gave me a double look, as if to say where the hell did that come from? We don’t have red hair. No one on either side of our family has auburn, red, or carrot orange hair either.

After the silent accusations stopped his permanent hair color has come in. Drum-roll…We have a Ken doll ladies and gents!

Blond bouncing baby boy, he is.

You don’t see a lot of blond men anymore. A quick brainstorm yielded few returns…Fred on Scooby Doo, Barbie’s BFF Ken, and Bart Simpson. Awesome. My son is a fictional character.

At least now he looks like his mommy with the hair and not the bastard child so many were thinking and never said. Booyah mother fuckers. As Brandy said, That Boy is Mine.

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