You know your life has officially become a circus when…

Posted on January 18, 2013


Your morning routine involves you – sitting on the floor – pumping with your hands free cone bra, Shaking a rattle and playing with baby with one hand (that’s also alternating petting the over jealous dog) while eating egg white sandwich with the other picking off pieces off toast and giving it to the dog, all while toeing your iPad to check mail.

Step right up ladies and gents!  Welcome to the circus. It’s official. Life’s a 3 ring circus and I’m the freak show people line up to see. Maybe I could quit my job and sell tickets instead?

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